*** 2009/10 SEASON TOP SCORER ***

Any Nicknames: Maldini
 
Fave Position: Striker
 
Club you Support: Newcastle Utd
 
Club or Country? Club
 
Professional Footballer you-d most like to play with: Alan Shearer
 
Pro Footballer your football ability mirrors (in your opinion): Paul Dickov
 
Studs, Moulded, or Blades? Studs
 
Coloured Boots or Black Boots? Black
 
Where will BAE finish this season: Squires - end of season do
 
Who will be top scorer: Me
 
Who do you think is Warton-s best player: Iain Macdonald, the number 6 shirt is retired/stretched
 
Which BAE player is the best dancer (in your opinion): Nick Taylor, Michael Jackson meets Mr Bean
 
Most memorable BAE moment: We were once in Division 3
 
Most intelligent BAE player (in your opinion): Richard Seed, he talks a good game
 
Least intelligent BAE player (in your opinion): n/a
 
Usual tipple: Lager
 
Best Hangover cure: Lager

End - "the rest of the questions bore me"
 
How do you have your steak cooked? n/a
 
Dream Woman: n/a
 
Dream Car: n/a