Any Nicknames: Seedy

Fave Position: Right Mid

Club you Support: Liverpool

Club or Country? Country

Professional Footballer you'd most like to play with: Kenny Dalglish

Pro Footballer your football ability mirrors (in your opinion): I'm unique

Studs, Moulded, or Blades? Studs

Coloured Boots or Black Boots? Black

Where will BAE finish this season: Mid table

Who will be top scorer: Given current scoring rates, Stu

Who do you think is Warton's best player: I'll tell you when I hand the trophies out at the end of the season

Which BAE player is the best dancer (in your opinion): Nick

Most memorable BAE moment: Nick dancing with a girl squires who thought he was gay.

Most intelligent BAE player (in your opinion): Think I have to plead the fifth

Least intelligent BAE player (in your opinion): Ditto

Usual tipple: Bitter

Best Hangover cure: Full English

How do you have your steak cooked? Medium

Dream Woman: Sienna Miller

Dream Car: Any Aston Martin