*Position - Ass manager & secretary

Peter is the heartbeat of the club. He is in charge of banking and administration as well as being a technical assitant to Jason. Peter is the heartbeat of the club and the players hang off his every word with baited breath!

*Managers notes* Nicknames - dead hair, Brokken fyess & Sacko

Sacko is in joint charge of the Old boys and does a lot of stuff behind the scenes, in fact he rarely has time to brush his tusks and can often be seen midweek with sunday dinners mint sauce clagged on his gums.His career was cut short by injury long ago so moved into the management game.

Peter has fingers like twiglets and knees like Alfie Allan yet he still knocks up a fine chicken curry on certain matchdays. Hes also gets his hair cut at the monastery.

Club sponsors - Listerine (industrial strength) & Deadhair.co.uk