in the words of Midfield Maestro Alisdair Cannon
The white mans tiger woods.
Relitively quick and built like an astro-belt, Darren played the majority of "the season that never was".
Although often over-shadowed by many others in the team, he was not scared to admit that he was the best player and unless the squad improved he was leaving
As time passed, the squad did improve and Darren soon found himself sidelined.
He laster chucked the Mighty Thorn to focus on his golfing career. We all hope he is better at golf than he is at football.
Since leaving the thorn, darren has featured in the telegraph wearing pink trousers on several occasions
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