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End of Season.... League Champions for 3rd year running... Huzzzaaarrrr!      

 
 
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Name: Terry Andrews
Position:   Chairman
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Biography

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Full of idea’s and rambling suggestions during each match, it wasn’t until the second half of the season that we realised the twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

Often the value of people helping behind the scenes of a match is not appreciated. Terry’s help is always happily accepted and highly regarded. This year he has offered to referee a game or two if we aren’t allocated one… but let’s hope he isn’t needed (in a good way….)

The father of 2 players in the team, Paul & Jon, he has been heard mumbling that he wife should have stayed a virgin… After some of Jon’s misplaced passes last season some of his team-mates agree….

Terry suggested early last season that he should sign-on ‘…just in case..’ It has been several months since he and his wife spoke to each other so a considered reply was that he should save his breath...He will need it to blow up his date.

To Sum up: So old his National Insurance number is 1

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After being caught at home before a match wearing a pink dressing gown there is a lot of credibility to regain for Mr Andrews.

Always there for the games and willing to help out. The sooner he takes on the Club Secretary stuff the sooner we have an adult organising things…

Now he is retired from being a Major in the Army, and time is marching on, 'discharge' means a whole different thing... we have added to the kit-bag to cater for such accidents…

Mid-season comment: Old people should be eaten. All this crap about the mad cow disease, why worry when there are so many old people we can eat. It would solve so many problems.
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CLUB DETAILS

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Chairman
Terry Andrews

Treasurer
Colin Evans

Secretary
Matt Thomas

Janitor
Kieran Smith

Matchstick seller
Jon Andrews

Mascot
Jon Barker

Chair Cleaner
Rob Edgar