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| Stuart Burgoyne |
| Name: Stuart Burgoyne |
| Age: 25 |
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| Previous club(s): Walton Town |
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| BIOGRAPHY |
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If you live near Colchester Town train station or have ever got the train to Colchester Town during the night time..You have probably seen this player many times...Stu was first noticed a few years ago when a few of the thorpmund lads were on pre season training at the SLAPPERdrome...Getting off the train at Colchester town as usual all pissed up and raring to go they noticed a weird looking object lying on one of the stations benches..On closer inspection they noticed this weird object was indeed a bearded tramp trying to get some sleep...The players all pissed up on alcohol felt sorry for this tramp and chucked him some loose change...This procedure continued every saturday for six months. But over this time a pattern was emerging..the tramp always caught every piece of loose change thrown at him and this is where the LEGEND of STU BURGOYNE was born...He was quickly signed up for the mighty Borussia Thorpmund and when not catching balls he spends his time practising for his band SUPER TRAMP!!!!...
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PLAYER STATISTICS
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Appearances: 0
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Goals scored: 0
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Red cards: 0
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Yellow cards: 0
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Player of the match: 0
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