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Where it all began |
there was a big bang, and the cosmic explosion radiated outwards at fantastic speeds, nebula gasses started gravitational pulses and began to slowly merge amongst one another, as the planets formed and cooled primordial slug like creatures began to emerge from the oceans surrounding pangea, and these my friends, these primatives life forms....are the players of wakes colne fc. some of us have evolved further to grow legs, and other useful limbs, yet some (darran hutchinson) remain grotesque and legless, (well, he seems to play like that), you can often find the animal darranios hutchensious exctreating his own noxtious gasses with emmitting regularity befor battle. he is also the subject matter for a new attanborough program entitled "the brown planet". scientists have long sinced hypothosised that this 'bowell release mechanism' is infact a defensive action intended to ward off the opposition. no other sub species or genus exist of the darranios hutchensious and it appears that his ancestry lineage broke away from homo sapiens, and homo erectus around the late cretaceus period. while the later species evolved, the darranios hutchensious continued to flounder, often seen residing by swamps, feeding on stray flies, and frog spawn. it then ventured forth from thesen tropical surroundings and moved to peckham, to start a rag and bone trade with delboyosio trottenisus, and at the stage the darranios hutchensious evolved into a rodneyius trotterus. still without the use of legs they decided on using a three wheeled automobile for movement, and proptley set up an indipendant trading company. TIT. today the darranios hutchensious aka roddneyius trotterus can been seen stumbling awkwardly around colchester and it surrounding environs. if you see this animal you are permitted to take photos, but beware the 'bowelle release' action as stated previously. DO NOT TOUCH.
thankyou students, class dismissed
proffessor. perry
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