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On a day noted for the fact that Anderson eventually coughed up his subs, Alf chose a team from the usual squad of 18 for the first game of 2010 played on a surface not entirely suited to their game. Which half wit said the pitches were fit to play? Play what - ice hockey?

In treacherous conditions the Vets gave a first half masterclass in how not to defend and found themselves 4 - 1 down. Following an inspirational half time Hairdryer from Sir Alf. (Along the lines of that was "not terribly good, stop moaning (Manny) and get on with it") they came back to win 5 - 4.

Alf-s refereeing interfered with some of