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Rhodesy's Rumours!
Date: 07/01/07
*** It has been reported that one member of the CUSA squad has been getting "up close and personal" with somebody old enough to be his mother!

This player claims that he is being 'hassled' by her but we all know he secretly loves it!

The burning question is, who is this mystery man.....


*** An anonymous tip-off has also been sent to the site stating that our recent centre-back signing likes touching himself in public places. Apparently he takes great delight in telling anyone who will listen exactly what he has been up to!

The player in question will stay a mystery for legal reasons (not too hard to work out though!!), and as long as his performances stay at the excellant level he has set himself, this little hobby of his will have to be something that the squad put up with for the 'greater cause'!

People of Colchester, I urge you, if you see a big, shaven-head man "up to no good" around the streets of our fine town, run.....run for your life!

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Date: 07/01/07
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