Team Mates [4 Sep @ 10:00pm]

TEAM MATES

Assistant Manager Steve Lees' Selections:

BEST TRAINER - Cardus
WORST TRAINER - Gee
QUICKEST PLAYER - Rossi
SLOWEST PLAYER - Gee
BIGGEST MOANER - JC / Ben
MOST INTELLIGENT - Leesy
LEAST INTELLIGENT - Gee
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC - JC (if Ipod is anything to go by - with take that on it)
WORST DRESS SENSE - Taz's Underwear
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - If ya mean down below - Gee

Wing Back Chris Gees' Selections:

BEST TRAINER - me (gee)
WORST TRAINER- Wardy
QUICKEST PLAYER - remi
SLOWEST PLAYER - it's very close between JC and leesy.... Not sure
BIGGEST MOANER - all the time ben w, in matches JC oh and Followell
MOST INTELLIGENT - robbo
LEAST INTELLIGENT - lee barnes
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC - Wardy, he loves late night love and classic FM
WORST DRESS SENSE - Colesy
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - this is easy.....rat man.....wag dog wag dog

El Capitan, JCs' Selections:

BEST TRAINER JC, never misses a session. (Apart from 3 weeks of holidays a season)
WORST TRAINER Ben Windridge / Gee. Always an injury or something wrong when the hard graft is required
QUICKEST PLAYER Remi Williams
SLOWEST PLAYER Gee
BIGGEST MOANER Coles, only after becoming a superstar 'rep teamer' last season
MOST INTELLIGENT Cardus (I think his posh voice could be deceiving though)
LEAST INTELLIGENT Coles, He has only got a pea for a brain remember........
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC Wardy - Going off the type of music he dances too in Trinno
WORST DRESS SENSE Taz, them pants.....!!!!!
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER Gee (But we havnt seen Remis yet as he never showers)

Clinical Striker, Tazs' Selections:

BEST TRAINER JC, Always There, Rain Or Shine
WORST TRAINER Robbo, Parents Evening Every Week...
QUICKEST PLAYER Rossy
SLOWEST PLAYER Ben
BIGGEST MOANER Followell, Moans At Anything
MOST INTELLIGENT Robbo All The Way
LEAST INTELLIGENT Colesy, But If Its Spelling Then Its Gee
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC Remi, R&B To The Max
WORST DRESS SENSE Me, I Do Have Bad Gear
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER Geebo

Part Timer, Paul Cardus' Selections:

BEST TRAINER cardus (depending on if im playing or not)
WORST TRAINER cardus (depending on if im playing or not)
QUICKEST PLAYER rossy, andy
SLOWEST PLAYER both cartwrights
BIGGEST MOANER coles
MOST INTELLIGENT obviously myself
LEAST INTELLIGENT jay jay (the kid doesn’t know what the f*cks going on)
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC lee barnes – BRAAAAAP!
WORST DRESS SENSE coles – don’t forget the trainers at the presentation
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER ben purely because he has one ball the size of my head

The Wag Dogs Selections:

BEST TRAINER- well i like my nike air rifts best!! sorry S**T joke. best trainer has to be no hair jc
WORST TRAINER - quite a few for this, cardus never there! remi never there! ill say cardus for never goin
QUICKEST PLAYER - has to be remi
SLOWEST PLAYER - taz man has to be up there, but ill go for benny boy
BIGGEST MOANER - without doubt benny
MOST INTELLIGENT - not sure.... ill go for no hair!
LEAST INTELLIGENT - is a tie, fallowell and coles
WORST MUSIC - dont know this one,but i do know robo was dancing to some bad stuff at steves wedding!!
WORST DRESS SENSE - taz has some bad gear, but daz coles always has the contents of his dinner down his tracksuit. tazman's the winner.
AND...WHOS THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - this bad boy is mine for sure, im always last and proud of it!! waggy.

Hardcore Defender, Bens' Selections:

BEST TRAINER = kav
WORST TRAINER = me/cardus
QUICKEST PLAYER = remi (bolt)
SLOWEST PLAYER = certainly not me!, taz or adam halifax
BIGGEST MOANER = followell or jamie barnes
MOST INTELLIGENT = me and rossy
LEAST INTELLIGENT = gee/jj and dillon!!!!
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC = any of players that regularly attend trinity
WORST DRESS SENSE = gee (tea cosy for hat) although respect the flip flops son.
AND...WHOS THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER = me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and gee although he regularly stretches his for 1/2 hour before shower, meaning on entry to shower he as a semi on so unfair advantage.

Manager, Steve Pikes' Selections:

BEST TRAINER - goughy up hopwas hill
WORST TRAINER - Loads- Robbo, Coles, Cardus for no shows, Gee and Ben for feigning
QUICKEST PLAYER - Cardus reckons he will race anyone
SLOWEST PLAYER - Running = Gee/Ben. Brain = Coles
BIGGEST MOANER- Jc or Ben
MOST INTELLIGENT - Got to be me
LEAST INTELLIGENT - Coles/Followell at Football
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC - Lee
WORST DRESS SENSE - Waggy and Gee in stupid hats to cover there mops
AND...WHOS THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - Followells face when he's been dropped

Injury Prone Batemans' Selections:

BEST TRAINER- Myself when there
WORST TRAINER - Cardus he's never there
QUICKEST PLAYER - Remi
SLOWEST PLAYER - Ben
BIGGEST MOANER - JC
MOST INTELLIGENT - Rossi
LEAST INTELLIGENT - Lee Barnes followed closely by Jamie Barnes
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC - Wardy
WORST DRESS SENSE - Taz
AND...WHOS THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - Gee (Ive never seen a man with 3 legs before!)

Reserve Team Gaffer, Kavs' Selections:

BEST TRAINER mark kavanagh
WORST TRAINER rob smith
QUICKEST PLAYER have we got one
SLOWEST PLAYER too many to choose from
BIGGEST MOANER trannie
MOST INTELLIGENT dont make me laugh
LEAST INTELLIGENT same as slowest player
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC any one who has a different taste to mine
WORST DRESS SENSE as above
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER Rob Smith. The water takes longer to reach him

Immortal Hatchetman Robbos' Selections:

BEST TRAINER - Eddie Eccles never misses a session!
WORST TRAINER - Pike 'pretending' to go to work.
QUICKEST PLAYER - Taz when the food is out
SLOWEST PLAYER - Coles when defending
BIGGEST MOANER - No contest -JC
MOST INTELLIGENT - Damo - £400/week (he ain't no fool!)
LEAST INTELLIGENT - Remi - Take your handbrake off son!!
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC - Lee Barnes when unleashed on JC's ipod!
WORST DRESS SENSE - Gee
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER - Gee

Shot-Stopper Steve Tonks' Selections:

BEST TRAINER Gotta be JC, loves a run!
WORST TRAINER Without a doubt either Cardus or Shadey (never seen the kid at trainin)
QUICKEST PLAYER Remi
SLOWEST PLAYER Adam or Ben
BIGGEST MOANER Followel or Ben
MOST INTELLIGENT Waggy (wise old man splinter)
LEAST INTELLIGENT JJ
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC Lee Barnes
WORST DRESS SENSE Colesy for them trainers at presentation
AND... WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER Geebo

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