Report

Match report courtesy of Russell.

Tremendous end to the season in what was arguably the best performance. All 11 players plus the two subs battled and worked their socks off and combined this effort with football. Something that should have happened in all the recent the games but was somehow missing.

We should have been two up thanks to a Jay header and a neat finish from tom (something he couldn't repeat later) but both were ruled offside by the biggest dubious linesman ever. Hopey demonstrated his fantastic maths skills by shouting to the SAS ref - who entered the pitch courtesy of his parachute - by saying "hey ref that's twice now"

However, good early pressure went to waste when a Luca error allowed Red House to take the lead. However that was all they really offered up front thanks to good defending and poor play from them, especially from the whinging number 9

Dundees were quickly back in it and then 2-1 up in almost 2mins. First a good kick from Bear and a good flick on by Jay found the dancing Hopey 1 on 1, who coolly rounded the keeper and slotted home. In fact so keen was he to pick the ball up after it went behind the line, some people on the line thought it hadn't crossed!! A Screamer from Miv made it 2-1 and after that Dundee's were always in control. Hopey then again chatted to his best mate the ref after Hope got the ref in a headlock and wrestled him to the ground - a good SAS manouver.

Dundee's then wrapped it up when Johnson proved his Mourhino ability by bringing on Nelson who wrapped up the win