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Players

Name Michael "Casper" Graham
Role Player
Playing position GK
Date joined N/A
Squad Number 1
Previous club(s) N/A
Player Statistics
Appearances 30 Player of the match 1
Goals scored 0 Yellow cards 0
Assists 3 Red cards 0
Biography

Casper joined the team on a whim in the summer of 2011 and has proved to be an inspired signing.  He is proof of the old theory that being mental is a pre-requisite for being a goal-keeper, and appears to model himself on Bruce Grobelaar, though I'm not sure he's quite got to the point of making saves by mistake.  He regularly attempts to induce heart failure from the rest of squad by dribbling past strikers from back passes, and Ladbrokes is offering 2-1 on Glenn not living to the end of the season, or doing a Houllier and having to retire on health grounds.

Casper has also effortlessly stolen Steve's title of "Campest Player" donning a series of vile outfits and generally mincing around like there's no tomorrow.  On the more conventional playing side, he's a top shot stopper, has safe hands and has so far played every game.  Apart from his tendency to arrive just after the game should have kicked off, it would seem that the days of Ben and Mike filling in between the sticks are over, and that's got to be good news for everyone. 


  • Date   Opposition Type F A Report
    25/08/2012 H Bethany Houghton League 3 2 Report
    01/09/2012 H Tees Valley Community Church Cup 1 4 Report
    08/09/2012 H South Bank Baptist Church League 5 3 Report
    15/09/2012 H Stockton Churches United League 6 0 Report
    22/09/2012 H Beechwood Eden Easterside Middlebrough League 3 1 Report
    29/09/2012 H Christ Church Durham League 2 0 Report
    13/10/2012 A Beechwood Eden Easterside Middlebrough League 3 1 Report
    20/10/2012 A Elim Pentecostal Sunderland League 1 0 Report
    10/11/2012 A City Church Newcastle League 0 0 Report
    17/11/2012 H Sunderland Methodist Circuit League 7 0 Report
    08/12/2012 H Morpeth Baptist Church League 2 0 Report
    12/01/2013 A Christ Church Durham League 3 1 Report
    02/02/2013 H St Peters Low Fell Cup 2 1 Report
    09/02/2013 A Saint Bede's RC Church Bedlington League 2 1 Report
    16/02/2013 A Newcastle Christian Life Centre Cup 5 1 Report
    02/03/2013 H City Church Newcastle League 4 2 Report
    16/03/2013 H St Peters Low Fell Cup 3 4 Report
    23/03/2013 H Saint Aidan's Chapel Castington League 7 0 Report
    30/03/2013 H Stockton Churches Portrack Cup 2 2 Report
    01/04/2013 A Newcastle Christian Life Centre League 4 2 Report
    06/04/2013 H Bethshan League 12 0 Report
    11/04/2013 A Morpeth Baptist Church League 1 3 Report
    13/04/2013 H Saint Bede's RC Church Bedlington League 9 0 Report
    17/04/2013 A South Bank Baptist Church League 2 1 Report
    22/04/2013 A Sunderland Methodist Circuit League 2 0 Report
    27/04/2013 H Elim Pentecostal Sunderland League 4 2 Report
    01/05/2013 A Saint Aidan's Chapel Castington League 0 3 Report
    04/05/2013 A Stockton Churches United League 2 1 Report
    08/05/2013 A Bethany Houghton League 4 0 Report
    13/05/2013 N Sunderland Methodist Circuit Cup 2 0 Report

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