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Warning: Dan 'Bone Basher' Hutchins |
| Date: 12/02/07 |
It is with great urgency that I write this message, as I feel we are all in grave danger.
I have recently heard that the infamous 'Basher Hutchings' will be at training tomorrow night. Please do not let this stop you from attending, but do accept the following advice:
Do not travel alone;
Stay in well lit areas;
If possible, wear double shin pads;
Under no circumstances come between Basher and a goalscoring opportunity;
Do not inflict a blow to his head-this seems to trigger an attack;
If you see him foaming from the mouth, sound the alarm and leave immediately in a calm manner.
James Gazzard
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Match Fees |
| Date: 31/08/06 |
All players to pay the £3.00 match fee after each game. Players in arrears with the club will not be allowed to play until this fee is up to date.
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TRAINING |
| Date: 31/08/06 |
Every Tuesday and Thursday (at present) starting at 6.30pm prompt. -Usually finishing by 8.30pm.
From 31st October 2006, training will be held at Pool School indoor sports hall, once per week. More details to follow
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SENIOR PLAYER CONCERNS |
| Date: 08/10/06 |
This breaks my heart having to tell this story but i feel it is very sad and maybe we could help him. It maybe not be to late i am just not sure . Last night sean gave me and Adam a lift home, when i got in the car and sean started to drive i noticed a tape in his cassete player ( these use to play music in cars when we had parafin headlamps ask your dad he will explain to you) but the tape in it was sounds of the sixties featuring Gene pitney and a song called walkinging back to happyness (PLEASE REFER BACK TO YOUR DAD) when sean was confronted he said it was his wifes i then looked in the glove box to find (sounds of passion) with luther vandross and barry white please dont use information in the wrong way as i feel sean has problems at the moment (refer to above info )
yours truthfully
KEITH
ANY IDEAS ARE WELCOME, PLEASE LEAVE AT 'CONTACT US' SECTION.
(I personally think it would only be right to put him in a home. -Rob)
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You think Sean has a problem??? |
| Date: 09/10/06 |
-Well Keith try sharing a car with Dinesys metal/rock/im gunna kill ur mum music!
Greg.
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DISGRACEFUL WEBSITE!!! |
| Date: 22/11/06 |
the male nudity is actually quite tasteful, i like it.
How can i place a booking??? Do you do requests???
John Dine.
(Watch your backsides in the changing room lads!!! -Ed.)
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DISGRACEFUL WEBSITE!!! (in my opion. -Ed.) |
| Date: 21/11/06 |
wats with the www.robertcannon.com ha ha ha,looking good robbie!!!!!!
ANON
(Scared or something??? -Ed.)
REPLY:
not scared, a little turned on!
(I'm assuming this is our astute Captain???? Ed.)
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PRESENTATION NIGHT |
| Date: 19/12/06 |
End of season Dinner and Dance at the Coppice, on Saturday 19 May -£12.95 per head
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Loss of a great player??!!! |
| Date: 10/01/07 |
Hey dinesy did you write that yourself mate???
Anon.
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