TRAINING: Begin on the 10th July at the playing field. Time to stop eating those pasties!!!      CONGRATULATIONS FIRST TEAM!!!! Division 2 football next year!!!      GOODLAND FITNESS CONCERNS!!! Management are worried about the fitness and health of Kevin Goodland after he decided to lie down in the middle of play during the 2nd half at Falmouth.....      CAREER MOVE FOR LASSIE?: Nick Lassiter is considering a new career in male hairdressing. 'All men should take more care of their hair, whether that's on or off the football pitch', Nick stated after his first appointment, during the 2nd half at Hayle.      Transfer News: Both QPR and the Chinese u21 team have enquired about the availability of Dan 'Hatchett' Hutchings      'THE VOICE' MOBBED: James Gazzard was mobbed at Tesco Redruth today by OAP's clammering for his autograph. The new voice of Radio Cornwall also stated that he may be the new face for Stanner Stairlifts, -apparently talks are on going........      TV NEWS: Shaun Grays appearance on A Question of Sport has been met with disappointment. Show bosses were hoping he would say somthing more than 'I think you summed it up there Ally,' during his time on McCoists team.      MUSIC NEWS: With Take That reforming, Andrew Symons is considering quitting football to replace Robbie Williams. Andy claims ‘It’s always been a dream of mine to dance with 4 other blokes’.