Hillington Teammates!!
20 Jan 2009

Scott Gold Teammates!!
Best Trainer: Murray - will keep training until his
shoulder pops out
Worst Trainer: Corbett - ill give him time to change ma
mind, if he ever turns up
Quickest Player: Kyle - when he's no mwi
Slowest Player: Jamie - think there is a rock tied to his
leg
The Joker: Conway - Can't beat that laugh
Most Intelligent: Bernie - no common sense tho
Least Intelligent: Frankie - could have easily went to
maciver
Most Skillful: Stu - only cos he done a cheeky flick on
saturday
Biggest Moaner: Jamie - only cos he has too run
Best Dancer: Phillips - His leg movements are top class
Worst Dancer: Bernie - His leg movements are utter gash
Worst Dress Sense: Stu with those low cut tops
Hard Man: Kick - at least he thinks he is
and finally
Longest in the Shower............... Andy - honestly takes
the P**S, never get in the car with him or you won't be out
until dinner time

Neil Walsh - Teammates!!
Best Trainer: Right now I'm enjoying my new Converse.
Worst Trainer: Got to be Andy Milne, always seems to be
standing around...
Quickest Player: Coach Gordy.
Slowest Player: Pace or Intelligence? Never mind. Frankie.
The Joker: This aint Jongleurs you know!
Most Intelligent: Neil Walsh MEng
Least Intelligent: Got to be Frankie 2 Times (or 3 or 4
times). Certainly not the sharpest tool in the Hillington
box!
Most Skillful: Steven MacIver
Biggest Moaner: Surely only one candidate Kick eh!
Best Dancer: Again, only one candidate. So far ahead of the
rest that a song has been named in his honour. The "Bernie"
is now practised regularly on Glasgows dancefloors.
Worst Dancer: There's a number of candidates and it changes
from week to week. Currently I would say Corbett.
Worst Dress Sense: Does a haircut count towards dress
sense? Yes? Darren Murray.
Hard Man: Me
...and finally...
Longest in the Shower............... Apparently Martin
Blair takes his time, but then he wears his Y fronts in the
shower so its unclear!

Martin Blair Teammates!!
Best trainer - phillips obviously the mans military
Worst trainer - Jamie would rather play king of the ring
Quickest player - wee stu only when there are kids about
Slowest player - jamie again see above
The joker - goldy likes a wee prank
Most Intelligent - Neil walsh u want a wave machine hes ur man
Least intelligent - Frankie not sure if he went to school
Most skilfull - Kyle got a few tricks up his sleeve cant get by me but
Biggest Moaner - Andy the goalie that hates getting shots into him
Best Dancer - wee stu currently teaching murray how to move
Worst Dancer - neil walsh some people find it funny i think its sick
Worst Dress Sense - neil walsh again he wears a jacket thats across between a suit and a spray way then this other thing with bikes inside it gay!
Hard man - a draw between murray and kick both love a tackle
...and finally...
Longest in the Shower............... Me

Stuart Ashton Teammates!!
Best trainer - Got to be ticket, Guy likes to run
Worst trainer - Jamie Holiday - Thinks training is a holiday
Quickest player - Ky they feet act like ski's in the wet weather
Slowest player - Got a couple - Got to be holiday again
The joker - Conway guy tells a good joke
Most Intelligent - Dont like giving the guy praise - walshy guy that makes waves in the hillington estate got to have half eh brain
Least intelligent - Frankie boy good guy not the sharpest
Most skilfull - Like to think a have a few tricks in my locker
Biggest Moaner - Got to be Kick - loves to moan
Best Dancer - Couple eh movers in the team but macivers Spirit fingers hard to beat on a night out!!
Worst Dancer - The Tickets never seen a guy dance like this in my life must be a forces thing
Worst Dress Sense - Got to agree with marty, Walshys jacket pretty shocking - always hope for a warm day so u no he not wearing it
Hard man - Gary Shaw Silent but violent - dont get on the wrong side eh the big man
...and finally...
Longest in the Shower................Andy with his conditioner and nail brush guy takes forever