The new captain marvel, with big shoes to fill as the man he takes over the armband from has been a colossus in the role for the past few years.......

A speedy winger/wing-back who likes to take on defenders. A good crosser of the ball and has an eye for goal. Not afraid to dish out the rough stuff when required, and has an engine to be proud of.

Pants is like a fine bottle of Merlot, getting better with age. As he approaches his forties he is like the Duracell bunny...he just keeps going and going.

Struggling to keep up with the pace off the pitch nowadays, he's often to be found asleep in the corner mid way through a drinking session, or throwing sachets of sauces around.....