ISLAND EAGLES MANAGERS STILL ON TOUR [6 Oct @ 10:00pm]

Cant wait for the CD!

ISLAND EAGLES MANAGER GETS VOCAL [14 Sep @ 7:35pm]

Hmmm - The facilities at Milton Rec seem to have got a lot better!

JOKE! [14 Sep @ 6:50pm]

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved

JOKE! [14 Sep @ 6:46pm]

Tottenham Hotspur have placed hundreds of sheets of A4 on the pitch at White Hart Lane. They heard that Spurs are only good on paper.

JOKE! [14 Sep @ 6:42pm]

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice!

TOMMY CAPELLO [14 Aug @ 8:00pm]

JOKE! [14 Aug @ 7:51pm]

I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the 'Laughing stock'.

JOKE! [14 Aug @ 7:50pm]

David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.

JOKE! [14 Aug @ 7:38pm]

Do (No) Gooders Patricia began her job in a secondary school as a counsellor and she was keen to help the pupils. One day during break-time she noticed a girl standing all by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were enjoying a game of football [soccer] at the other end of the field. Patricia approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said that she was. Some time later, however, Patricia noticed that the girl was in exactly the same spot, still by herself. Going up to her again, 'Trish enquired, 'Would you like me to be your friend?' The girl hesitated, then said, 'Alright,' while looking at Patricia with some suspicion.' Feeling she was making progress, Pat then asked, 'Why are you standing here all alone?' 'Because,' the girl said with a large sigh, 'I'm the goalie!'

ISLAND EAGLES MANAGERS GO WILD IN THE SUMMER [14 Aug @ 7:15pm]

JOKE! [14 Aug @ 7:36pm]

The Referee's Influence It was the F.A Cup Final dinner and dance held in the evening, after the final. The festivities were in full swing when three newcomers arrived without tickets. 'It's all right,' said one, 'we're friends of the referee.' 'Whoever heard of a referee with three friends?', said the bouncer, as he threw them out.