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Jamie Macfarlane [14 Dec @ 12:00am]
Best Trainer: Scott Milligan, always on time never complains, puts 100% into it, doesn't talk when Im talking and you don't need to explain things twice to him. Worst Trainer: Toss up between the two keeper Keith and Daryl. Always off stretching some imaginary injury they get in the warm up that keeps them out of most of the fitness. Most Skillful: Definately Paul Barnes. Im sure he has velcro on his boots as the ball seems to stick to his feet. Chris Haigh also has a fantastic touch but is far too greedy to take the honour. Least Skillful: Probably Dom. Never seen anyone handle the ball with one hand after the other or nutmeg themself with a header. Most Intelligent: Chris Wilson, got be to the guy who has bought two flats before graduating from short trousers. Least Intelligent: Got to say Reilly again. Sorry but for a trainie accountants you certainly dont manage money very well. Worst Dress Sense: Haigh and Keith, shirt buddies forever! Best Dress Sense: Wilson again. Always got the boyband haircut and has some tidy threads. Joker: Neil McKenzie is a very funny guy! Worst Taste in Music: Steven Forrest, he actually watches the X Factor. Longest in the shower: No idea but apparantly Haigh is very pretty.
Paul Barnes [16 Nov @ 7:24pm]
Best Trainer: For pure effort i'd probably say Danny Gray as he always put in 100%. Dom and Reilly deserve a special mention for not putting Jamie in the air despite the ‘rippings’ he tries to dish out at them!! Worst Trainer: Easily Jamie Macfarlane for the suspicious amount of injuries that keep him out of training (especially anything that involves fitness) but then mysteriously clears up for the game on the following Saturday! Most Skillful: Dom for being the only player I have ever seen on a football field header the ball through this own legs… Least Skillful: Funnily enough also Dom when trying to ‘skin’ a player.. Painful viewing! Most Intelligent: Neil Mckenzie – only player with a 1st Class Honours Degree (albeit in Sheep Rearing from the Turriff Town College). Least Intelligent: Reilly for telling his Planet Out story to some of his team-mates in confidence and thinking it wouldn’t reach the team, lesson learned the harsh way! Best Dress Sense: Tough pick in a team of scruffs. Clearly me..... Worst Dress Sense: Has to go to Ali Eglinton for his pink ski jacket number he wore on numerous occasions last season. After a few rippings he mysteriously left it dumped at the end of training and refuses to take it back from shame – will be making a comeback some time this season as the LSA diddy coat for the worst trainer (Jamie). Best Taste in Music: Not too aware of the guys taste in music apart from the assistant manager Eddie Forrest's unhealthy obsession with Neil Diamond Worst Taste in Music: I've been told Keith Samuel listens to Celine Dion… And...Who's the longest in the shower: Tough one to answer as I don’t spend much time analysing the showering antics of my bare-arsed team-mates …
Steven Forrest - Manager [30 Oct @ 12:00am]
Best Trainer Probably Craig Sandilands, he's always one of the first to do the drills and never complains. Worst Trainer I'd have to say the coach Jamie Mcfarlane, always seems to have an illness of some kind, when it comes to the fitness stuff. Most Skillful There's a few boys who are pretty skillful in the team, but I'd say Paul Barnes. He just seems to glide past players The Joker Chis Haigh likes a wind up, as do I. Probably say we share that one. Fastest It's between Craig Sandilands and Chris Reilly, but I'd say Reilly probably just edges it. Most Intelligent Neil McKenzie likes to pretend he's intelligent, by bringing the Guardian into the dressing room, but as manager I'd have to say me. Least Intelligent Without a shadow of a doubt Chris Reilly. Some of the things he comes out with are unbeleivable Worst Dress Sense He's not with us anymore, but Andy Moffat's clothes were a bit bizarre. Looked like the steroetypical Eastern European. Now that he's left, I think the honour goes to Chris Haigh for his Where's Wally impression!! Worst Taste in Music My Assistant Manager, probably takes that one - Neil Diamond, need I say anymore?? And...Who's the longest in the shower As the majority of the team choose not to wash, there's not a lot of choice, but probably Chris Haigh. To say he likes himself would be an understatement
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