Full Name: Martin Richards

Age: 45

Position: coach

Team Supported: lenches lions

Best football memory (playing): angel vaults, 1978, scoring in longlartin

Best football memory (non playing):

Footballing hero: nobby styles

Compare yourself to a current professional player: maridonna ( as he looks now )

Which current professional footballer is, in your opinion, the most:

Underrated: Crouch

Overrated: Ronaldo

What has been your proudest moment? lenches under 16 cup final

Which famous person, living or dead, would you most like to meet? Steven Fry

What is your favourite film of all time? lockstock

Name three bands or musicians that you like.
iron madien
slip knot
susan boil

What’s your favourite TV programme? only fools and horses

Marital status? divorced but living with sue

What’s your ideal first date? she turns up ;)

What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given? don-t give up!

Sum yourself up in a sentence, should practise what i preach

Now dish the dirt on your team-mates and tell us what they are really like behind the scenes... (At the end of the season awards will be given to the winners!)

BEST TRAINER: Nev

BIGGEST MOANER: Nev

HARDMAN: Roger Smith (for the slap and kick)

QUICKEST: Al White (or connor when he-s there)

SLOWEST: Shakey

FITTEST: Otto

THE JOKER: James

MOST SKILFUL: Foz

MOST INTELLIGENT: Mids

LEAST INTELLIGENT: Shakey

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC: Ashleigh Booth

WORST FASHION SENSE: Foz (for the pink shirt)

BEST DANCER: Emmerson

AND WHO-S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER... Gav