Giant Centre Half who I-m yet to see play but comes highly recommended by the club-s Eastern European scout. Runner up in last year-s dancing on ice competition.

Full Name: Ian Unwin

Age: 27

Position: Centre Half/Centre Forward/Club Captain

Team Supported: Coventry City

Best football memory (playing): Winning Bluck Cup with Oddfellows Arms

Best football memory (non playing): Coventry winning FA Cup in 1987

Footballing hero: Gazza

Compare yourself to a current professional player: Vidic

Which current professional footballer is, in your opinion, the most:

Underrated: Chris Kirkland

Overrated: Owen Hargreaves

What has been your proudest moment? Watching the birth of my son Steve

Which famous person, living or dead, would you most like to meet? Denise Van Outen

What is your favourite film of all time? Shawshank Repemption

Name three bands or musicians that you like. Killers, Blur & Prodigy

What’s your favourite TV programme? Only fools & horses

Marital status? Married

What’s your ideal first date? Food then sex

What’s the best advice you’ve ever been given? -You-ve tried your best... and failed miserably.... the lesson is... never try!!

Sum yourself up in a sentence Unique - there is only one Unwin, thank F**K

Now dish the dirt on your team-mates and tell us what they are really like behind the scenes... (At the end of the season awards will be given to the winners!)

BEST TRAINER Alan White
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BIGGEST MOANER Nev

HARDMAN Beardy

QUICKEST Connor

SLOWEST Roger

FITTEST Southgate

THE JOKER Southgate

MOST SKILFUL Foz

MOST INTELLIGENT Beardy

LEAST INTELLIGENT Me (Unwin)

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC Gav

WORST FASHION SENSE Southgate

BEST DANCER Cottrill

AND WHO-S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER... Gav