Model T-s player of the season for the past two campaigns has been this balding, lanky streak of p*ss who has the worst shot in football. It says a lot about how bad the rest of the team is.

Teesside-born Andy once played in the Northern League for Guisborough. Once being the operative word because we hear he didn-t get invited back for a second game.

However at his real level of the Darlington Sunday Invitation League, Harrow is a key player for the T with his tough tackling, energy and passing ability (when he-s not hungover.)

Drunk or not, though, his shooting is truly, truly awful.

Midway through last season, he was nicknamed -No Goals- because he had scored no goals, despite supposedly being a midfield lynchpin who had several shots a game. He finally did score two goals towards the end of the campaign (both from three yards) but has so far not scored this term... apart from a cracking own goal against Darlington CIU!

He had the chance to score on the opening day of the season with a penalty, but bottled out of taking it even though T were 12-0 up cos he knew he-d miss!