Geraint Danks-Meader Team Mates' [20 Oct @ 6:56am]

Name – Geraint Danks-Meader. Team Captain & An Idiot Abroad.
Age - 24

Position – Defender.

Position would you like to play – Midfield.

I support –Liverpool.

My favourite player is – Steven Gerrard.

My favourite food is – Indian / Mexican, but chicken when I’m on tour!!!!

My favourite film is – Cars. Wall-E.

Most played on my i-pod is – Robert Miles.

My Favourite female is – Megan Fox.

My Favourite sport other than football is – Formula One, Palm Tree Climbing, Pushing Scooters over, running & hiding from Spanish Police & Beach Volleyball net hurdling.

and now team mates........

BEST:

Dancer – Robert Andrews.

Dressed – Whoever wears the Cock outfit.

WORST:

Dancer – Dan Smith.

Dressed – Dan Smith.

MOST

Skilful – Dan Lewis.

Quickest Player – G Lee.

Slowest Player – Piesy.

Life and soul of the party – Smithy or Bobby.

Beer Mat Challenge  – Andrew Teconi.

AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower – Myself!!

Dan Lewis' Team Mates [26 Aug @ 6:46am]

Name-Dan Lewis Age-21 Position-Roaming Midfielder Position I'd like to play- Towering Centre half I Support-Whoever's playing United My Favourite Player Is-The Brazilian Ronaldo My Favourite Food Is- I'm partial to a bit of Domino's My Favourite Film Is-Any thing with super Will Ferrell in Most Played On my ipod-Glee Unit's new album-Juicer My Favourite Female Is-The Wifey My favourite sport other than footy-Javelin really gets my juices flowing and now teammates... Best: Dancer-mikey morgans a mover Dressed:kyle 'westlife' spencer Worst: Dancer-tom woods,he's always injured I've never seen him dance. Dressed-crocker and his hanging tracksuitsm Most: Skillful-andrew tec loves a flick or six Quickest-geraint 'action man' lynch Slowest player-scott jenner will break into a sprint one day Life and soul of the party-the big dog loves to throw some shapes on the dyn dancefloor. And finally!who's the longest in the shower-ive seen tec's eyes wandering in the shower many times

Alan Pitman's Team Mates [26 Aug @ 6:45am]

Name - Alan Pitman Age - 26 Position - Left back Position you'd like to play - In the hole behind the front two I support - Man Utd My favourite player is - Andrie Kanchelskis/Eric Cantona/Wayne Rooney My favourite food is - Curry My favourite film is - Gladiator Most played on my i-pod is - I havnt got an i pod but it would be dirt diana michael jackson My Favourite female is - The bird My Favourite sport other than football is - Skittles and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - I can hold my own But ive seen glenn do the same dance for 23 consecitive songs. dressed - Kyle that boys got style WORST: dancer - Azzy dressed - Tec MOST Skilfull - Dan Lewis Quickest Player - Gezza Slowest Player - Aaron Powell Life and soul of the party - Taylors always up for it AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower Dont know none of my team showe they all stink it between me and aaron powell because we are the onlys who shower.

Aaron Anderson's Team Mates [18 Aug @ 10:00pm]

Name - Aaron 'Azzy' Anderson Age - 18(+10) Shhh know one really knows Position - Right Back Position you'd like to play - Goalkeeper I support - Liverpool My favourite player is - Pitman he's total football.... My favourite food is - Tuna & Rice My favourite film is - It's a toss up between Anchorman and Shawshank Redemption Most played on my i-pod is - Air Bourne Toxic Event My Favourite female is - Eva Mendes My Favourite sport other than football is - Curling...There's nothing like a quiet game on a sunday morning. and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Tec he's old skool dressed - Probably Me WORST: dancer - Glee Unit whilst rapping (what a classic on presentation night) dressed - Kevin 'the mosher' Downes aka Daisy MOST Skilfull - Oh Danny Boy Quickest Player - Gezza Slowest Player - That Dingle Guy Life and soul of the party - Glee once he's had a pint.......that boy knows some moves!! Beer Mat Chanllenge - That 7up Head boy he's got his own gravitational pull...... AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - I don't know yet as half them don't shower....smelly!!!

Tom Woods' Status [19 Aug @ 7:54am]

Name - Tom "POY 2010" Woods Age - 21 Position - Left Back Position you'd like to play - I was born to be a LB I support - Roys Reds My favourite player is - Igor Biscan/Fernando Torres My favourite food is - Chicken curry from the Dyn My favourite film is - Baseketball Most played on my i-pod is - Neil Diamond/Michael Buble My Favourite female is - My Mammy My Favourite sport other than football is - Watching TV and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Aaron "PPOY 2010" Powell, he's got hips like Shakira dressed - Mikey Morgan WORST: dancer - Danny Lewis and his spirit fingers dressed - Nicky Rees thinks he is a blisters bopping teenager MOST Skilfull - Dan "Runner Up 2010" Lewis Quickest Player - Yardy Slowest Player - Joel "Cheryl Cole" Davies, he's full of water Life and soul of the party - He didn't get PPOY 2010 for his skills on the pitch! AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - Crocker, coz likes to scrub all the boys backs after the game!

Andrew Teconi's Team Mates [19 Aug @ 7:54am]

Name Andrew Tec Teconi Position- centre midfield-striker Position I'd like to play- wherever it's a team game lads I support- Cardiff city&liverpool Favourite player- Roy keane&gazza Favourite food-can't beat a good steak Most played on my iPod-gaslight anthem and the main lads oasis r.I.p lads Favourite female-mam-the Missus and shakira Favourite sport other than football-drinking olympics Best dancer-prob say Taylor but av u seen me leaving the dyn on a Saturday Worst dancer-Lindsey hatfield,looks like a lap dancing pole Most skillfully- danny the giant lewis quickest player-nicky rees he fell 4 floors in 0.8 seconds Slowest player-earnie Life and soul of the party- me I hope or glee that boy is dynamite sometimes "do headers" Longest in the shower-andrew lewis that boy was gifted with that thing,taylors got the smallest!! Bonjour!

Aaron Williams' Team Mates [18 Aug @ 11:55am]

Name - Aaron Lee Williams Age - 16 Position - Goalkeeper Position you'd like to play - Striker I support - Liverpool My favourite player is - Glen Johnson My favourite food is - Indian My favourite film is - Football Factory Most played on my i-pod is - Nickleback My Favourite female is - Megan Fox My Favourite sport other than football is - Rugby and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Aaron Powell dressed - Gareth Taylor WORST: dancer - Myself dressed - Tec MOST Skilfull - Matthew Hearne Quickest Player - Gareth Taylor Slowest Player - Myself Life and soul of the party - Tec AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - I Dunnooo

Gareth Taylor's Team Mates [18 Aug @ 11:53am]

Name - Gareth Taylor Age - 26 Position - Token Midfield Hardman Position you'd like to play - Right Midfield I support - Chelsea - Always Have, Always Will My favourite player is - Frank Lampard My favourite food is - Anything Italian My favourite film is - Vanilla Sky Most played on my i-pod is - Biffy Clyro My Favourite female is - My Gorgeous Girlfriend My Favourite sport other than football is - Boxing and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Apart from myself Aaron Powell throws some sick shapes dressed - Kyle Spencer - How is he not in a boyband?! WORST: dancer - Aaron Anderson - bouncing is not dancing! dressed - Andrew Teconi - swalec uniform 7days a week! MOST Skilfull - Dan Lewis / Ian Dillon - like Messi & Ronaldo Quickest Player - Geraint Lynch - just beats me over 200 yards Slowest Player - John Hearne - has got looks to fall back on tho Life and soul of the party - Big Glenn Richards IS The Party! or Gareth G'G'G'G Glee Unit Lee is always value for money. Beer Mat Challange - Andrew Tec - His head is the 8th wonder of the world & can be seen from space AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - Gareth Lee - takes ages for the water to hit him!

Kevin Downes' Team Mates [18 Aug @ 11:51am]

Name - Kevin Downes Age - 25 Position - Anywhere on the Left Position you'd like to play - Left Midfield I support - Coventry City / Liverpool My favourite player is - Arjen Robben My favourite food is - Pizza (From Nelson Pizza Shop) My favourite film is - From Dusk Til Dawn Most played on my i-pod is - These Arms Are Snakes / Exit International / Strange News From Another Star My Favourite female is - The Wife My Favourite sport other than football is - Pool / Snooker and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Aaron Powell dressed - Gareth Taylor WORST: dancer - Has To Be Myself dressed - Tec MOST Skilfull - Dan Lewis Quickest Player - Geraint Lynch / Azzy Slowest Player - Aaron Powell Life and soul of the party - Aaron Powell / Tec AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - Aaron Powell

Shane Oates' Team Mates [18 Aug @ 11:49am]

Name - Shane Oates Age - 22 Position - CB/ RB/ CDM Position you'd like to play - CDM I support - Liverpool My favourite player is - Stevie Gerrard My favourite food is - Curry (Anything hot) My favourite film is - I, Robot Most played on my i-pod is - What I've Done (Linkin Park) My Favourite female is - Cheryl Cole/Tweedy My Favourite sport other than football is - Golf (Can't play though!) and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Aaron Powell dressed - Gareth Taylor WORST: dancer - Me dressed - Gareth Jeffreys MOST Skilfull - Woodsy Quickest Player - Gareth Marchant Slowest Player - Aaron / Milesy Life and soul of the party - Aaron AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - Aaron!!

Linday Hatfield's Team Mates [17 Aug @ 3:42pm]

Name - Lindsay Hatfield Age - 32 Position - Centre Half Position you'd like to play - Striker I support - Cardiff City My favourite player is - Ryan Giggs My favourite food is - Pizza My favourite film is - The Goonies Most played on my i-pod is - Bob Dylan, Subterrainian Home Sick Blues My Favourite female is - My Mrs of course My Favourite sport other than football is - Rugby and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Im not gay so I dunno dressed - Mikey Morgan WORST: dancer - Nicky Rees dressed - Probably me MOST Skilfull - Mathew Hearne Quickest Player - Gareth Lee Slowest Player - Paul the keeper Life and soul of the party - Nicky Rees AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - definatly me

Lee Miles' Team Mates [16 Aug @ 10:00pm]

Name - Lee Miles Age - 24 Position - Defence Position you'd like to play - Centre Half I support - Man United My favourite player is - Peter Schimicael or the Germany youngster Muller My favourite food is - Spicy chicken My favourite film is - Taken Most played on my i-pod is - Tiesto My Favourite female is - Megan Fox My Favourite sport other than football is - Rugby and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Me of course dressed - Me again WORST: dancer - Meader dressed - Jaffa...who wears a hoody thats a t-shirt like??? MOST Skilfull - Marchant Quickest Player - Marchant Slowest Player - Trigger In terms of beer mats measurement...who has the biggest head? I thought it would be me until I joined the clun and seen Tec's head...its ridicilous he defo approaching the 7 mark! Life and soul of the party - Has to be el capitano himself, Aaron Powell AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower meader cos hes got alot of hair to take care of in the shower. Im sure he was born as a wolf!!

Aaron Powell's Team Mates [16 Aug @ 10:00pm]

Name - Aaron 'big dog' Powell Age - 22 Position - Centre Half Position you'd like to play - CAM number 10 I support - Liverpool and Cardiff City...oh and the mighty Cavs! My favourite player is - Porfessional is Jamie Carragher, but i've never seen anyone better than Alan Pitman at this level..HE IS FOOTBALL! My favourite food is - Anything unhealthy, Pizza's the winner though! My favourite film is - Rocky 4 Most played on my i-pod is - Any hip hop or the Phonics My Favourite female is - Andrea from the Dyn...her food makes football worth getting out of bed for! My Favourite sport other than football is - Ice Hockey and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - easily me dressed - Tom "POY 2010" Woods WORST: dancer - Joel "sulksy" Davies...he loves a chav dance dressed - Between James "Shtzy" Fitzgerald...anyone who wears fake tan to the Dyn should be shot and Kyle Spencer....he dresses like a JLS wanabe MOST Skilfull - Ian Dillon after his turn up Troedyrhiw...unbelievable Tekkers!! Quickest Player - Gezza Slowest Player - Milsey...i've seen lorries turn faster ha ha! In terms of beer mat measurement...who has the biggest head? Defo Tec and Milsey...they are both borderline 7 beer mats! Life and soul of the party - Gezza...nicest guy in the world til he's had a drink then he's a wild one! AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower I wouldn't know.....our team is full of smelly people who don't shower, some because they smell or some like Kyle Spencer cos they don't want to have to bring their straightners to football ha ha!

Geraint Field's Team Mates [16 Aug @ 10:00pm]

Name - Geraint Field Age - 30 Position - Crockers Carer Position you'd like to play - Anywhere where I dont have to run or look after Crocker I support - Cardiff City & Manchester United My favourite player is - Zinedine Zidane My favourite food is - Pizza My favourite film is - Star Wars Most played on my ipod is - Snow Patrol My Favourite female is - Jessica Alba My Favourite sport other than football is - American Football and now teamates........ BEST: dancer - Nicky "Guns" Rees dressed - Aaron "Never comes Training" Anderson WORST: dancer - Aaron "Big Dog" Powell dressed - Lee "7 Beer Mats Head" Miles MOST Skilfull - Tom "POY 2010" Woods Quickest Player - Geraint "The Human Cheetah" Lynch Slowest Player - Me... Geraint "Turns like a Submarine" Field In terms of beer mats measurements...who has the biggest head? The way Tec was giving Glee stick i thought it woiuld be Glee, but after taking a closer look at Tec's head i thought we got to measure this and turns out he has the biggest head! Can't remember the exact measurement but it was close to 7 beer mats!!! Life and soul of the party - "Super" Alan Pitman AND FINALLY.....who the longest in the shower - It's a toss up between me and Aaron Powell