Known as: Tate
Team Supports: Liverpool

The roly, poly goalie of the team who is also vice captain and Mr Club Secretary

Has not got the �ideal� physique for a goalkeeper but is still an excellent shot stopper and distributor of the ball. Is sometime let down by occasional rash moments (such as rugby tackling centre forwards and over-voicing his opinions to officials) but overall is a reliable goalkeeper.

Claims to be one of the best strikers at the club and also claims to have scored a couple of goals from clearances (although this is debatable)

Off the field, Tate has a remarkable habit of falling asleep on nights out.