You do realise that if Jeff misses this he may never play football again.
Migs: Can you do anything about the volume. Barmaid: I could turn it up. Priceless
On Cooley: He's so optimistic; if this guy was on the titanic he would be like, 'come on boys lets go swimming' On Julius: When i first saw him in a football kit I thought he was going to fancy dress party. On Osh: He's a cross between Morpheus from the Matrix and the lion from the Wizard of Oz, a cool classic type of guy who makes you smile. On Richard: This guy fears no one I bet even his own shadow is scared of him On Pat: Good looking great dj not bad with the ladies hopefully he can score on the pitch as much as he does off it. On Migs: This guy so cheeky, he and Julius could form a new double act 'The Krannkies 2' On Adam: I've been watching Skins and Kidadulthood so that when he gets angry i can understand what he's talking about. On Tim: The type of guy to give you his last johnny, a true legend at Sporting. On results: In a 100 metre sprint you don't give up half way. On himself: I can only say if I wasnt at the helm we would be in a worst state, someone said I sounded like a dictator so I had him beheaded. To breed winners is what managers should try to do, that will be hopefully what I'm remembered for but i understand how cruel the game is.
I saw an interesting programme about traffic jams the other day.
Referee, he's pulling my shorts.
Don't worry, these little things are standard in management I've been doing it for years.
Have you got any footballs?
Admittedly taking footballs wasn't on the list of things that need doing!
Phoned the result into who?
This was on the list of things to do!
I've given you the foundation it's now down to you to lay your worth on the field of the battle
Come on Osh, you're supposed to be a black man
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