Record signing Michael Griffin in talks with club over unpaid transfer...Griffin quoted as saying "until I get my 3ltrs of Frosty Jack's, Ad Harris can stick his Jacket fee"
Latest news from the VFC camp: Ryan Mears on loan list after first clean sheet in the league at the weekend.....
Roland Green seeking talks over new contract after man of the match performance vs GDL, figures of £7.30 and a green pepperami have been put about by Green's agent. ...
Nathan Wanklin is currently in talks with a VFC legend who could return to the team for 2010.... Chris Broad would only comment "Alright, Bert!!" when quizzed over the rumours....
Adam Harris has turned down an approach from the illustrious Real Madras who saw him as the solution to their left back dillema, Harris was quoted as saying "THAT's f**king skillzzzz!!"...
The F.A. are investigating after Ofcom recieved 37 complaints following the outburst on Football Focus...
Mark Nasher Hill is being lined up to guest on next Saturday's Soccer A.M after his recent goal scoring exploits, Helen Chamberlain is said to be a big fan of The Man, The Myth, The Nash....
Hill & Loader to miss 6 games? Griff to have pile removed.....Peck's 3rd boob op a success....Wanklin, Wild and S Hill to rotate....Wilko to get shouted at by Wanklin!!!!
Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjalapenos........Its a NEWS UPDATE...........VFC Boys pull together to find Colesy's phone in bush........
Alex Peck signs new 1 year contract extension.....Mike Griffin re-signs in club record 3ltr Frosty Jack's transfer....Ryan Mears catches in training......Ronny Oseman now so short no one saw him at training....Chris Broad's testicles work.....
...Nic Lancett enthusiastic about new skin tight team strip....Andy Lancett - sexiest bottom in the third division....Jamie Plant spotted in Dorothy Perkins buying a bra...