HEADLINES

• SUMMER TRAINING SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED!
• Cole dominating in the sweeper role....Griffin set to return....Plant is really German....Lancett finds range....Peck finds McDonalds!
• Vaults STARS join the REAL VFC!!!
• Isaac is coming with UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS!!!
• VFC Keyz 3-2 Wychbold RBL Reserves (A.Lancett(2), M.Hriffin)
• Nunnery Wood Colts 'A' 2 - 2 VFC Keyz (M.Griffin, A.Lancett)
• September's Pek-Peck Player of the Month goes to......
• VFC Keyz 4-2 Pockets
• VFC Keyz 2 - 3 Wessie
• VFC Keyz 5 - 3 AFC West Midlands
• 2010/11 PRE-SEASON Friendlies ANNOUNCED!!
• ALEX PECK IS S**T......BUT THE SQUAD SHOULD MORE THAN COVER UP FOR HIM NEXT SEASON!!!! :D
• DIVISION 3 HERE WE COME!
• PLANTY AND MEARS GOLF CHALLENGE!
• END OF SEASON CELEBRATIONS!
• VFC up to Third!
• 100% record in March? Thatssss riiiite!
• Top of the league?! You're having a laugh!! VFC 2-0 Blackpole
• All remaining fixtures added!
• VFC back to winning ways against Powick
• VFC vs Vaults Advertising campaign!!
• NEW FIXTURES ADDED!!! VAULTS @HOME on the 28th!!
• Fleece this ,!, (VFC in the last 16!!!)
• It's cold outside!!! Get a "FLEECE"/VFC Keyz return to action!!
• Eddie's Eagles in Town!
• NEW FIXTURES ADDED!!!
• Lack of players = Old V's 2 - 0 VFC (thanks to Steve for booting up injured!).....more players required????
• Ashton-Under-Hill 0-1 VFC Keyz (M Hriffin)
• Ashton Under Hill to provide tough test.....
• VFC for life!!
• Record signing Michael Griffin in talks with club over unpaid transfer...Griffin quoted as saying "until I get my 3ltrs of Frosty Jack's, Ad Harris can stick his Jacket fee"
• VFC 5 - 0 GDL Athletic Reserves!!!
• Latest news from the VFC camp: Ryan Mears on loan list after first clean sheet in the league at the weekend.....
• Roland Green seeking talks over new contract after man of the match performance vs GDL, figures of £7.30 and a green pepperami have been put about by Green's agent. ...
• Nathan Wanklin is currently in talks with a VFC legend who could return to the team for 2010.... Chris Broad would only comment "Alright, Bert!!" when quizzed over the rumours....
• Adam Harris has turned down an approach from the illustrious Real Madras who saw him as the solution to their left back dillema, Harris was quoted as saying "THAT's f**king skillzzzz!!"...
• The F.A. are investigating after Ofcom recieved 37 complaints following the outburst on Football Focus...
• Mark Nasher Hill is being lined up to guest on next Saturday's Soccer A.M after his recent goal scoring exploits, Helen Chamberlain is said to be a big fan of The Man, The Myth, The Nash....
• Hill & Loader to miss 6 games? Griff to have pile removed.....Peck's 3rd boob op a success....Wanklin, Wild and S Hill to rotate....Wilko to get shouted at by Wanklin!!!!
• Perera Signs for THE REAL VFC!!!
• VFC INK Revolution - UPDATE!!
• Remaining 2009 fixtures Added!
• Andrew Lancett - Our Hero
• Would the Real VFC please stand up....
• PECK'S new breasts cause severe back strain - LATEST
• ALEX PECK IN S*X CHANGE RUMOUR - "My B***S are first, the swelling has nearly gone down. I just can't wait for the chop!"
• BREAKING NEWS - Broad out for the season with spandex strain - Tatts out - Lancett leads the way, Peck, Almond and "you're S**T" also stamped!
• VFC Ink Revolution
• TRAINING JACKETS TO ARRIVE SEPTEMBER 9th - TEXT NATH IF YOU WANT TO COLLECT OR WAIT UNTIL NEXT TUES/SUN
• Planty's pass, mint, Nath's finsh, mint, Andy's gamble, mint, Nasher's cross/shot, mint, Wilko's fluke, mint, Peck's 8/10, FULLY DESERVED......VFC love,(PROBABLY) should of dinked the Peno! Nath's Poo!!
• Rotation will be tough, can you deal with a PROPERLY ran squad system?
• First 20 NOT first 11!!!
• GDL Athletic 1 - 1 VFC Keyz (A Lancett)
• Captain curse strikes again as Nic Lancett possibly out for up to 3 months...
• GUESTBOOK - Register and post comments of matches past and present!
• CHECK FIXTURES - NOTICE BOARD TEAM SHEET UP AND RUNNING!
• 2009/10 CAPTAIN ANNOUNCED - CLICK HERE OR SEE NOTICE BOARD!
• Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjalapenos........Its a NEWS UPDATE...........VFC Boys pull together to find Colesy's phone in bush........
• Alex Peck signs new 1 year contract extension.....Mike Griffin re-signs in club record 3ltr Frosty Jack's transfer....Ryan Mears catches in training......Ronny Oseman now so short no one saw him at training....Chris Broad's testicles work.....
• ...Nic Lancett enthusiastic about new skin tight team strip....Andy Lancett - sexiest bottom in the third division....Jamie Plant spotted in Dorothy Perkins buying a bra...
• ....cheeseburger....