Report

team; hunt, Benny, Allen, Matt, Graham, Crazy legs crane, P***K megram, billie, chip, Fat boy saggers, price.
sub; luke(radio westmill) fone

With players missing manager Alan had to field a much changed team for this battle of the reserves.
Graham came in at left back, Billie returned to centre midfield to partner P***K, leaving Matt the short straw again sloting in next to(the once forward ) Allen in central defence.
There was a much awaited start for Chip in right midfield, and Saggers makes his come back up front, after having a gastric band fitted.
(ohh yeah, and fone was on the bench, all on his own, i wonder why?).
Last and least hunty was wedged in goal for his first start of the season, where for art thou Tokley?.
westmill once again started slowly, Banjo with a good mix of one young player and the rest old, put westmill under some earliy presure without creating any clear chances.
With both teams needing points it was Bingo res who went for broke, pushing the ball forward leaving wanksmill on the defence.
The deadlock was finaly broken when a long ball from banjo was misjudged by hunty in the westmill goal, leavig an open goal for the bengo striker to slot home. (is this a Tokley i see behind me ?, S**T no its Hunty).
Half time came without any real chances for the stiffs, a goal down and half hearted. Manager Alan he wernt half angery.
Harsh words were said at the interval, and rightly so. With many a "by eck" and lots of "ecky thump". im not quite sure wot Alan said to us but it worked (i think we P****D him off a little).
Bongo resl came out to find a rejuvenated? wanksmill ,with Benny in fine fettle (apart from one back pass),and both fall backs got into the game. it was Graham who made westmills equaliser , with a fine solo run ( equal to that of dave(crazy legs cranes) but with the ball)
resulting in a unstopable shot by Dannny Price to bring the scores level
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It was westmill who push forward mid second half, but Banjo defended well, and started to get back into the game. Having the luxury? of and using three subs, Bengo fought thier way back into the game.

"Bring out the GIMP", Alan dusted him off, gave him a rub down, pulled that long piece of string hanging out of his back that makes him SHOUT alot, and sent Foney into the mix.
With poor young Billy tired ( ahh bless him) Matt pushed into midfield, and THE FONE came in at centre back.
With Luke barking orders, Westmill again pushed forward , it was end to end stuff. Chip and Chunky Saggers got into the game more, and westmill came close to taking the lead.
Both teams fought hard to the final whistle, and the draw was a fair result.

This was proberbly the worst display off the season. Although we fought back well, had players missing and people out of position.We didnt play any where near aswell as we should have.
Saying that a points a point and we will get better.
The Fone is back, Hutch, Tokley ,Casey, Page,Clarke-ward, Cooke, Winkles just some of th players to return. F**K were in trouble.
MOM The ref Mr Dean Bowers. (not